Horoscope

The wedding planning is driving me insane... so many details and I feel that I have hit the wall!
So today.. let's not talk about the wedding at all.

Let's talk Horoscope... got this rather interesting e-mail from a coworker this afternoon...

ARIES - The Aggressive

Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent
kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very
important to an aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving.
Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to
prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most
wonderful people in the world.





TAURUS - The Tramp

Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good
fight.
Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of
attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need.
Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self
centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They
love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are
the most attractive people on earth!




GEMINI - The Twin

Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good at confusing
people... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Gemini's will
not take any crap from anyone. Gemini's like to tell people what they
should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and
are forgetful. Gemini's can be very sarcastic and childish at times, and
are very nosey.
Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING.
Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST
IRRESISTIBLE.


CANCER - The Beauty

MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer's Love is one of a kind.
Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life.
Entirely creative Person, most's are artists and insane respectfully
speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An
Ultimate Freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party.
Most cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where
you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare
Spontaneous. Not a Fighter, But will kick your ass good if it comes down
to it. Someone you should hold on to!




LEO - The Lion

Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy, but
when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo's problem becomes
everyone's problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be
monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything.
Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive.
Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to
mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.


VIRGO - The One that Waits

Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the
last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you
ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take
chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know
everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose
their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never
regain respect. The do not forgive and never forgetThe one and only.





LIBRA - The Lame One

Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and
sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet!
However, not the kind of person you want to mess with... You might end up
crying... Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful
friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you
want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports
fanatics. Kinda dumb at times.




SCORPIO - The Addict

EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Will try
almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable.
GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long
relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme.
Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as
good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can
be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will
end. Romantic. Caring.



SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One

Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in
long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses
patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away.
Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but
at times will not show it feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears
but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones will all
their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty.
Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind.
Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will
ever meet! Amazing in bed..!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess
with- you might end up crying.