The Meanings of 9 Words Women Use

Got this e-mail from a coworker today... of course I forwarded this to Joe...that he should memorize this by heart!!!! Or better yet... plaque it and hang in on the wall in the bedrooms!!!


1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

Countdown -- 6 months till the wedding!

COUNTDOWN -- 6 MONTHS TILL THE WEDDING... DO I NEED TO SAY MORE???

Bought a tiara from another bride on WB!

Bridesmaid Dresses

I can believe a month has passed by so quickly! OMG! Have not written on this blog for a month! wonder where did the time go?
Major accomplishments in the last two weeks:
1. MOH -- maid of honour dress is ordred! www.netbride.com... alexia style 2614!!! My sister tried on the dress a month ago in Vancouver... and she looked hot and sexy!!!!
2. Evening Gowns x 2 for myself have also been ordered! Again.. www.netbride.com! Styles??? Shhhhh... it is going to be a surprise for Joe on the wedding day!!!
I remember I started looking for evening gowns once I had my wedding gown ordered (in August... custom made by Josephine Ng @ Face Beauty Studio in Toronto)... and talking to my mom for over 500 hours and thousands of e-mails, we had finally nailed down to THE two ultimated gowns! Everyone says that the Mother of the Bride has a very special role in the wedding planning (well, she is the second important person next to the Groom!) and I totally agree!!! My parents are leaving for Japan and Hong Kong next Wednesday, for their annual vacation of 14 days! My mom will be getting Chinese Wedding Pastries in Hong Kong, and my parents will also be visiting each and every of our close relatives and do the wedding announcement for us!!! As usual.. I did give my shopping list to her... but for the very first time.. those items on the list are not personal items.... there is one item for Joe... the gift I have for Joe on our wedding day!!!!